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thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

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pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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viva-la-hetalia:

kushdrinker:

OH SHIT I FOUND A LIST OF PRICES OF ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET

Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.

Liver, $157,000.

Heart, $119,000.

Small intestine, $2,519.

Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.

Coronary artery, $1,525.

Gallbladder, $1,219.

Skull with teeth, $1,200.

Scalp, $607.

Spleen, $508.

Stomach, $508.

Hand and forearm, $385.

Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.

Skin, $10 per square inch.

who wants to get rich with me

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beyoncending:

Sending subtle hints to your crush

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relahvant:

look a tthis idiot i want 40

relahvant:

look a tthis idiot i want 40

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embelish:

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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reblogging just bc that dog is cute as fuck

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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