*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
OH SHIT I FOUND A LIST OF PRICES OF ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET
Kidney, $262,000 in the U.S., $62,000 in China, $15,000 in India.
Small intestine, $2,519.
Pair of eyeballs, $1,525.
Coronary artery, $1,525.
Skull with teeth, $1,200.
Hand and forearm, $385.
Pint of blood, $337 in the U.S., just $25 in India.
Skin, $10 per square inch.
who wants to get rich with me
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
reblogging just bc that dog is cute as fuck
the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry